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Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage
May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.


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Nine Things Musicians Never Say
May 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

“Ever since I became a musician, I’ve never been more financially stable!”

One ideal in which we strongly believe here at MetalSucks: the best way to deal with pain is through laughter! Sure, everything sucks right now, but it will suck slightly less if you can try and have a sense of humor about it!

To that end: yeah, being a musician can be a rough ride… but there’s no reason we can’t have some chuckles along the bumpy road, right? And so, the above quote is just one of the nine things musicians NEVER say according our Mr. Brian Storm (who would know, being a musician himself). Check out the video below for the other eight!!!

And don’t forget to subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube for more videos like this!


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“Still Echoes”: Listen to a New Lamb of God Song Right Now!!!
May 15th, 2015 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg

They’ve survive the storm and the stress, now we have new music!


Music Premieres 0
Exclusive Album Stream: Sangharsha​ and ​Blank’s Intermundia
May 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

It’ll cave your @#$%&! skull in.


Metal Legacies 0
Remembering Dio Five Years Later
May 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

A laugh without a tear, the hope without the fear.


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Bruce Dickinson Given Clean Bill of Health; Will Now Concentrate on Completing New Iron Maiden Album
May 15th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

YAY!!!!!!!


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Video: Behemoth See How Their Beer Is Made
May 15th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

O Father! O Satan! O Suds!


Mark for War 0
Mark for War: No Wrestler Left Behind
May 15th, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks

Eddie on ESPN’s recent wrestling documentary, Behind the Curtain.


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Album Review: Valkyrie’s Shadows
May 15th, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks

The band otherwise (unfairly) known as “Pete from Baroness with his brother” releases their first album in seven years.


Metal Legacies 0
Blues Legend BB King Dies at 89
May 15th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

Though he didn’t make metal music, he was as metal a musician as they come.


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Photo Caption Contest: Win a Limited Record Store Day Edition LP of Electric Wizard’s Time to Die!
May 14th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Come up with a funny caption for the above photo to win!


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Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Stream the New Pentagram Flexi Disc!
May 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Bang out to a heretofore unreleased 1971 rehearsal of “Bang It Out.”


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Which Drummers Besides Chris Adler Were Considered for the New Megadeth Album?
May 14th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

There were some other interesting candidates for the gig!


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KEN Mode Stream New Song, “Management Control”
May 14th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks

Is this what success looks like to you?


Cinemetal 0
Watch the “Changing Earth” from the Ohio Sky
May 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

They may not be a metal band, but they have metal cred!


Tour de Force 0
Old Man Gloom Announce “Eastern Residency 2015” Tour with Mare
May 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

Sludge metal supergroup Old Man Gloom will be embarking on a […]


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Old Wounds’ “Rest in Piss” is a Touching Tribute to the Dead
May 14th, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

Play it at the next funeral you attend.


Rampant Rumors 0
WOW! New Lamb of God Music to be Released Tomorrow?!?!
May 14th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

How great would that be?


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Album Review: Weedeater’s Goliathan is a Goliath
May 14th, 2015 at 1:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt

It’s impossible to match the madness of a live Weedeater show; here’s the next best thing…


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A New F*ck The Facts Album is On Its Way!
May 14th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

In the meantime, stream their new split with Fistf*ck!


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