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Paul laments the loss of Cam Newton to injury, but finds solace in the fact that his Panthers are now in first place in the NFC South despite a lowsy record of 5-8-1. Also: the Eagles go down to the Cowboys, the Pack suffers a loss and might miss the playoffs, and Arizona hangs on.

Well, the band really only has six faces. But their new song has an additional sixteen.

Because the duo apparently stopped paying for their share of the band’s rehearsal space.

Coming in March!!!

Pretty good, but we’d love to see these dudes play intimate venues instead of cavernous arenas.

I know I shouldn’t be joking about such a serious topic. But I’m going to do it anyway.

Whatever doesn’t kill you will only make you insane in the membrane…

This week’s top stories include Dimebag Darrell, Slipknot, Immortal, and more.

They’re little guys that pack a wallop.

Such a better idea than some stupid sweater.

Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.

Protect yourself against the elements! Be the biggest IMN on your block!

Mais quoi?

It’s not as easy as it sounds.

JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.

Best emoji set ever! Sadly there aren’t yet any Glenn Danzig emoji about french onion soup or moving bricks.

And just fifteen years too late.

Admire the beautiful wrapping paper on a box full of shit.

In which we finally learn what a Poozer is, and it’s way more hairy than expected.