Green Eggs and Slam 0 UR NOT ALONE: You’re favorite metal bands were bullied too!! March 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm Sergeant D DO NOT BULLY PEOPLE UNLESS THEY DESERVE IT!!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: “My Music is Black and I’m Proud!” February 22nd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Uhhh…
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Viral Vomit 0 Pug Destroyer November 6th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is exactly what you think it is.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SO-SO LOGO NO-GO BRO, PRO LOGO FO SHO MOFO October 19th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How much does a band’s logo matter to its popularity?
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: ACE OF BASS October 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey, how many bass players does it […]
Cinemetal Reviews 0 I Watched Rock of Ages so You Don’t Have To October 1st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rock of Ages comes out on DVD on October 9, and […]
Editorials 0 LOOKING OUT FOR NUMERO ¡UNO! September 27th, 2012 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez By now, unless you’re the sort of narrow-minded girlfriend-less shut-in […]
Metal in the Media 0 THE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE HAD AN INTERN SEND HATEBREED A FORM APOLOGY August 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, The Anti-Defamation League’s Lonnie Nasatir wrote an op-ed for CNN […]
What the...?? 0 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CLASSY GUY August 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri has his own clothing line, […]
This Sucks 0 ALLEGED SIKH TEMPLE SHOOTER WAS VOCALIST FOR WHITE SUPREMACY HARDCORE BAND August 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The summer of awful news continued yesterday, when Wade Michael Page […]
Editorials 0 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON THE GOLDEN DAWN PARTY, NAER MATARON, AND THE PUBLIC PERCEPTION OF METAL MUSIC July 27th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks TL/DR: Political pals of a moronic black metal guy are […]
Editorials 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST’S BAND CLAIMS THEY’RE “NON-POLITICAL,” ARE INCORRECT May 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week we told you about Giorgos Germenis, bassist for […]
Editorials 0 EXHUMED’S MATT HARVEY ENDORSES RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT March 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know how this escaped our attention, but Gawker […]
Haterade 3210 DAVE MUSTAINE TO AFRICAN WOMEN: “PUT A PLUG IN IT” February 23rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein That’s it. Dave Mustaine is officially a full-fledged bigot. I […]
