Breaking the Law 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Evades Denver Police, Has No Understanding of the U.S. Legal System August 4th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “If I commit a crime in one state, the cops can never ever arrest me or charge me with that crime once I leave that state, right? Guys? I’m right, right?”
Metal Merch 0 Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage May 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Now even blind people will know you’re a total choad.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week May 8th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon, GWAR, Five Finger Death Punch, and more.
Lick My Label 0 It Lives, It Breathes, It Stinks: Attila’s Chris Fronzak Signs Sh*stain on the Ass of the Universe May 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg This band will make you throw up in your ass.
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Thinks You, Too, Can Be A Millionaire! May 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus He’s running running entrepreneurial classes on Warped Tour.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Wat do u think of this year’s WARPED TOUR lineup?? March 31st, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. on the good, the bad, and the rest of this year’s bill.
Black Collar Workers 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Launches “Hate Free” Instagram Competitor January 29th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Will his new social media app Spur you on to leave your old social media apps behind?
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Attila, Of Mice & Men and As Blood Runs Black Earn to Play Shows? January 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks These are always fun to look at even if they only represent part of the picture.
Cinemetal 0 Attila Find a Way to Make Police Even Less Likable January 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watch their new video for “Hate Me.”
Editorials 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Has Advice on How to Become a Millionaire Like Him January 9th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “You can hate me all you want, but you can’t deny the fact that I’m a pretty smart individual.”
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #31: Deja Vu December 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg You know it’s gonna be great because it has a guest appearance by the dude from Attila.
Viral Vomit 0 The Smooth R&B Cover of Attila’s “About That Life” You Never Knew You Needed December 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Now’s your chance to hear the lyric “she rides my dick like it’s a merry go round and I just bust my nut on her” in smooth R&B form.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 25, 2014 November 25th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Shop ’til you drop for Karne, Thomas Giles, Wayfarer (again), Attila, Cripper, Desecravity, and tons more!
New Stuff 0 Listen to “Horsepig,” Attila’s Ode to their Sexual Partners November 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I mean spiritually, not philosophically.
New Stuff 0 “Proving Grounds”: Attila Ask Important Questions on New Single October 20th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who IS the f*ggot now?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Analysis: Could Attila’s Guilty Pleasure Be 2014’s Best Album? October 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It sounds like this album may completely reinvent not just metal, and not just rock music, but SOUND ITSELF.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What is the BEST ALBUM ART of 2014??? August 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Vinyl may not be the most convenient or best-sounding listening format, but when it comes to serving as a canvas for beautiful artwork, LPs can’t be beat!
Br00tal-lists 0 What are the WORST Metal Albums of 2013? November 22nd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before we start heaping on praise next month, let’s take a moment to pile on crap.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch Rappers Watch Attila’s Raunchy Video for “About That Life” November 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein They like the big booties, proclaim Attila indeed “about that life.”
Metal Merch 0 Trendsetters in Attila Release Christmas Sweater October 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “Okay, I’ve been cool about this whole fad up ’til now, but Attila is where I draw the line!!!” declares Jesus.
