Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Wife and Bandmate of Ex-W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Launch GoFundMe for His Cancer Treatment February 8th, 2022 at 9:04am Emperor Rhombus Last week, we reported that Chris Holmes, former guitarist of […]
This Sucks 0 Ex-W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Diagnosed With Neck and Throat Cancer February 5th, 2022 at 9:11am Emperor Rhombus The news was confirmed by his wife and manager via Instagram.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ted Nugent Thinks He’s MLK, Dave Mustaine’s Rising Cameo Fees, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 9th, 2021 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Queensrÿche, Slipknot, Anthrax, and more.
Cinemetal 0 I Watched Mean Man: The Story of Chris Holmes So You Don’t Have To July 6th, 2021 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg This was a tough sit.
Cinemetal 0 There’s a New Chris Holmes Video! THERE’S A NEW CHRIS HOLMES VIDEO!!! December 3rd, 2020 at 2:57pm Axl Rosenberg Break out the hot dogs and celebra
New Stuff 0 A Detailed Analysis of the New Song and Music Video by Chris Holmes (“Formably of W.A.S.P.”) October 12th, 2020 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes’ current crowdfunding campaign is not going well.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Chris Holmes, “Formably of W.A.S.P.,” Launches GoFundMe Campaign on Indiegogo as a Result of “What the COVID Done” October 9th, 2020 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg Holmes was more articulate in The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2.
Worst Week Ever 0 Metal Albums Recreated With Family Guy Characters, New Deftones, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 21st, 2020 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes System of a Down, Meshuggah, In Flames, GWAR, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Someone Made a Documentary About Chris Holmes and I Could Not Be More Excited About It August 19th, 2020 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg With all due respect to Bill & Ted Face the Music, this may be THE heavy metal cinematic comedy event of the year.
What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
Br00tal-lists 0 20 of the Worst Modern Metal Music Videos July 18th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg Come for the derps, stay for the lulz.
...And F*ck You Too 0 40 Metal Predictions for 2019 January 4th, 2019 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball and see what 2019 holds for Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, Ghost, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, and many more.
Metal Legacies 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Films Sequel to His Infamous Pool Interview from Decline of Western Civilization Part II May 4th, 2017 at 12:08pm Axl Rosenberg He may be sober now, but he’s not any smarter.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Some of Chris Holmes’ Ridiculous New Reality Show, Holmes Sweet Holmes November 29th, 2016 at 12:13pm Axl Rosenberg “Holmes Sweet Holmes is just what we call Life, Love and Laughs,” says a ridiculous press release.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 8th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lemmy, Thy Art is Murder, Municipal Waste, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus “He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
New Stuff 0 “Runaway” from the New W.A.S.P. Song August 14th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg A metal song for people who like to shop at Roche Bobois.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Guitarists We’d Be Happy to See Join Guns N’ Roses July 28th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fantasy casting time! Who will have to learn a whole lotta GN’R material in the coming months???
