Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 IDOL REMAINS FINAL: BETTER LOCK THEM DOORS AND TURN THEM LIGHTS DOWN LOW May 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF It’s easy to forget that the winner of American Idol […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300 SWAN SONG: JUDAS PRIEST ON AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT May 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF You may agree with MetalSucks stud Axl Rosenberg (pictured here), […]
Editorials 260 OMG I AM SO OVER IT WITH JUDAS PRIEST May 25th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest are probably one of the best metal bands […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 11: COUNTRY MUSIC FANS LOVE THIS SH*T May 20th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Last week, Idol bid adieu to contestant Heavy Metal James […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2320 WHICH IS BETTER, OLD MUSIC OR NEW MUSIC????? May 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D IMO the most important part of being a true metal […]
Everyone's Replaceable 190 FIRST PHOTO OF JUDAS PRIEST WITH NEW MEMBER NO ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT RELEASED May 10th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest are moving forward with their farewell tour (they’re […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH, HEY, WE WARNED YOU WERE GONNA BE ANGRY May 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So we’re now five axe slingers deep into out list […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 IRON MAIDEN AND JUDAS PRIEST’S APPLES FELL FAR FROM THE TREE May 5th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of you recently sent us the video for “No […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 SORRY, IT’S NO APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE – K.K. DOWNING OF JUDAS PRIEST IS HANGING UP HIS LEATHER PANTS April 20th, 2011 at 1:20pm Corey Mitchell Yep, 4/20 gets a real downer with the rather unexpected […]
Br00tal-lists 540 TEN MOST LIKELY METALHEADS IN ANIMATED MOVIES April 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I’m at the point where I pretty much prefer animated […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 FLOTSAM AND JETSAM GODDAM February 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF With an exception, my 2010 best albums could’ve been predicted […]
What the...?? 280 TO CLARIFY, JUDAS PRIEST ARE NOT BREAKING UP January 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So last month Judas Priest announced a farewell tour, and […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
Cinemetal 20 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM VANISHER, VREID, AND A BUNCHA BANDS WHOSE NAME DOES NOT START WITH THE LETTER “V” January 20th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before we begin today’s edition of “Cinemetal Round-up,” I’d like […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BAN YOU FROM COMMENTING December 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It seems like the number of “Why did you ban […]
This Sucks 520 JUDAS PRIEST RETIRING? December 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Well here’s some surprising news to start your morning: Metal […]
Metal in the Media 140 THE FUNNIEST (AND MOST METAL) COMMERCIAL I’VE SEEN SO FAR THIS WEEK November 30th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The below advertisement is for software I’ve never heard of, […]
