Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 33 & 34: Lars Ulrich vs. Axl Rose, Geoff Tate vs. Shaun Glass August 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putzy is as putzy does, and these putzes have done some real putzin’.
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week May 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Metallica, Mastodon, Slipknot, Chelsea Grin, and more.
What the...?? 0 Bill Kelliher Put His Penis in Lars Ulrich’s Pocket May 14th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That’s not a euphemism.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ten Musicians Who Should Be Suspended May 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus As long as the NFL is scapegoating Tom Brady, we have some suggestions of our own.
Metal Mysteries 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Blames “Butt Shadow” for Thong-Gate May 12th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully this is the last time I have to write about this.
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Wears a Thong May 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really! LOOK!
Lolz 0 More Crappy Day Jobs Held by Metal Gods April 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Zetro and Chuck Billy aren’t the only ones with behind-the-scenes day jobs.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album is… April 1st, 2015 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg WHOA! Nobody saw this coming.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Worst Week Ever Playlist, March 23 – March 27, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlhfuhAonCzO7nrNvrE9o0UQ […]
Music Dorkery 0 Mixing Engineer Steve Thompson Claims it’s Lars Ulrich’s Fault That There’s No Bass on …And Justice for All March 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just when Lars thought his reputation couldn’t get any worse…
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Release Free Live Recording of Corporate Gig Just as New Book Claims They’ve Made “Disastrous” Financial Investments March 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Authors assert that the band’s “over the past decade [Metallica’s profit] margins will undoubtedly have taken a hammering.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lars Ulrich on New Metallica Material: “It’s Not So Bad” March 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So that inspires confidence.
The Criterion Contention 0 The Criterion Contention: Metallica’s Master of Puppets Vs. The Black Album March 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural edition of our new series kicks off with a debate as to which of these two classic Metallica albums is truly superior.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Takes Over Your TV: Scott Ian (Anthrax) on The Walking Dead, John Jarvis (Fulgora/Pig Destroyer/Agoraphobic Nosebleed) on House of Cards March 3rd, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Next thing y’know, Varg Vikernes will be on Duck Dynasty.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 20th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, and a bunch of crappy nu-metal bands!
Cinemetal 0 What if the Movie Whiplash Was About Lars Ulrich? February 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Whiplash was far and away my favorite movie of 2014 […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica May Never Record Their New Album December 12th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Three Minutes of Metallica’s Some Kind of Monster Retrospective Documentary, This Monster Lives November 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A documentary about a documentary.
