Editorials 0 Branding Has Become TOO Important May 28th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bands’ insistence on holding onto their names despite the loss of major players has gotten out of control.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Unlikely Endorsement Deals for Metal Musicians April 8th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Vince Neil Got His Facebook Account Jacked March 19th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus The Mötley Crüe singer is filing a lawsuit against his social media strategist.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Lyrics Re-Adjusted for Senior Citizens March 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because you can’t be the youth gone wild forever…
The Webernets 0 Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You” February 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week January 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Machine Head, System of a Down, Amon Amarth, and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Mötley Crüe: Justin Bieber Is Unwelcome On Our Stage, Sir January 22nd, 2015 at 11:30am Anso DF Unwelcome, I say!
New Stuff 0 “All Bad Things”: The New Mötley Crüe Song is… Fine January 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, that’s something!
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Cinemetal 0 Film Adaptation of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt Switches Studios January 16th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Does this mean it’s finally getting made?
Metal Mysteries 0 Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.
Metal in the Media 0 Deceiver of the Dads: Nicolas Cage’s Sequel (Wes Cage) Wants to Show Him Amon Amarth November 21st, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks “Because we both have a love for Viking mythology and anything Norse,” says Cage the Younger.
New Stuff 0 This is What The Smashing Pumpkins Sound Like with Tommy Lee on Drums November 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Still pretty boring.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like the DSM, only metal!
Reunion Mania 0 Motley Crue’s Mick Mars is Considering a Reunion with ex-Vocalist John Corabi August 20th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Wouldn’t that be neat?
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Summer Reading Suggestions from Metal Musicians July 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Looking for a good beach book? Well, look no further!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had No More Faith July 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Faith No More, Babymetal, System of a Down, Dethklok, and more.
