Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Reality Show Releases Another Trailer July 20th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Ozzy Osbourne’s willingness to exploit his own old, fuddy-duddy-ness knows […]
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Attended an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting in Sweden July 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus How do you do the ‘anonymous’ part when you’re the prince of fucking darkness?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Show for The History Channel June 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This actually looks… good???
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Breaking the Law 0 Geezer Butler Finally Explains His Bar Brawl Arrest June 8th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hint: it’s got to do with Jews and Nazis.
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy’s Instagram Account Got Hacked June 6th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Kind of hilariously, too.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 27th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Eagles of Death Metal, Manowar, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Kelly Osbourne Tweets Ozzy’s Mistress’ Phone Number, Accuses Her of Elder Abuse May 25th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I gotta hand it to her — this is raw.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Osbourne is Going Off the Rails of a Crazy Tram May 23rd, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Birmingham tram to be named in honor of Black Sabbath singer.
Rampant Rumors 0 Ozzy is a Sex Addict, Apparently May 18th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Isn’t that just called “being a rock star”?
Rampant Rumors 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne’s Retirement Finally at Hand? May 16th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sharon seems to think so…
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 13th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Phil Anselmo, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: So You’ve Just Been Divorced … May 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our guy needs us. What jams will soundtrack our campaign to cheer him up?
Events 0 Ozzfest Meets Knotfest Announced, Ozzy and Sharon Appear Together at Promo Event May 13th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The clumsily-named weekend festival will feature Black Sabbath, Slipknot, Slayer, Disturbed, Amon Amarth, Whitechapel, and more.
Rampant Rumors 0 Ozzy Osbourne Asserts He’s Sober May 10th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus The singer claims that his split with Sharon has nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.
This Sucks 0 Report: Ozzy Spotted in Los Angeles May 9th, 2016 at 6:38pm Vince Neilstein The Black Sabbath frontman was spotted carrying his dog this morning after previous reports family had been unable to reach him.
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Osbourne is Missing May 9th, 2016 at 3:46pm Axl Rosenberg And apparently, so is the woman with whom he’s said to have had an affair.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Are Splitting Up May 8th, 2016 at 11:14am Emperor Rhombus Apparently over an affair between Ozzy and a celebrity hairstylist.
