Punishing Pictorials 0 Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles April 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Covers of albums by Metallica, Megadeth, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and more get re-imagined to be particularly well-suited to the internet era.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
Admin 0 This is MetalSucks’ 25,000th Post October 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Celebrate with our ten most offensive posts ever!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Some guy on Youtube does not like WINDS OF PLAGUE (but he does own a giant d*ldo) July 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Sergeant D Video documentation of the Internet Metal Nerd in his native habitat
This Sucks 0 Four Stabbed, Twenty Arrested at Firefest 2014 April 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Brawl erupted between two crews, SOSF and FSU.
Editorials 0 A Review of Austrian Death Machine’s Triple Brutalby a Conflicted Fan Who Helped Crowdfund It Before Tim Lambesis Was Arrested For Hiring Someone to Murder His Wife April 18th, 2014 at 11:00am D.X. Ferris Context is everything.
Metal Tech 0 Kittie Did Not Get You the Perfect Bologna Sandwich March 31st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg :(
Tour de Force 0 Unearth/Winds of Plague Tour is a Missed Opportunity February 28th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Squandered, really.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Suicide Silence to Release Ending is the Beginning: The Mitch Lucker Memorial Show December 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes guest performances from a plethora of interesting characters.
Br00tal-lists 0 What are the WORST Metal Albums of 2013? November 22nd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before we start heaping on praise next month, let’s take a moment to pile on crap.
\m/ 0 Winds of Plague’s Resistance Album Art Includes a Tribute to Mitch Lucker October 30th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Backed.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Comes That Today Sh*t Out: October 29, 2013 October 29th, 2013 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund We told you the new Ihsahn had come out last week — it comes out today. Rock n’ roll!
Reviews 0 Winds of Plague Continue to Resist Good Taste and Intelligence on Resistance October 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “The best metal album of the year!” raves a fourth grader.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Winds of Plague Announce New Anthrax Album September 6th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wait, that’s not right.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Editorials 0 Johnny Plague Says What the Remaining Members of For Today Will Not January 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Winds of Plague frontman says anti-gay comments are “narrow minded.” Now if only For Today would publicly agree with him.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 OMG CALIFORNIA METALFEST = BEST LINEUP OF ALL TIMES??? September 21st, 2012 at 2:00pm Sergeant D I don’t usually get into those multi-day metalfest events because […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 FANTASY CASTING? August 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE DID NOT SUCCESSFULLY #FREERANDYBLYTHE July 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Studio Stuff 0 TERRIBLE NEWS! July 2nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg GOD HATES US ALL. -AR [via The PRP]
