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Green Eggs and Slam


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The 11 best METAL N’ PUNK LOGOS of all times!!!
December 5th, 2014 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

Featuring Suiside Silence, Panera, Decide, and more!


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The official METALSUCKS STARTER PACK
November 19th, 2014 at 12:00pm Sergeant D

Bonus: the official GEAR GODS and DECIBEL MAGAZINE starter packs, too!


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This week in #sludgewave: GLASS CLOUD
October 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Sergeant D

That rare band that has actually gotten BETTER over time.


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TREND REPORT: yesterday’s scene bands are today’s NEW WAVE OF AMERICAN HARD ROCK
September 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm Sergeant D

Bands that were playing breakdowns and screaming just a few years ago are now citing radio-friendly alt-rock bands as their influences and taking over the Billboard charts.


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did JOB FOR A COWBOY let metal nerds ruin their career???
September 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Sergeant D

Yes, they’re “real metal” now… but maybe “real metal” isn’t such a great place to be *gulp*


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Album of the Day: LIFE OF AGONY “Ugly”
September 4th, 2014 at 10:00am Sergeant D

Sergeant D. gives some props to a tragically underrated album.


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HOW 2 ACT WHEN U MEET UR FAVORITE BAND
August 22nd, 2014 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

A how-to guide by the industry expert, Sergeant D.


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What is the BEST ALBUM ART of 2014???
August 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Vinyl may not be the most convenient or best-sounding listening format, but when it comes to serving as a canvas for beautiful artwork, LPs can’t be beat!


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Some guy on Youtube does not like WINDS OF PLAGUE (but he does own a giant d*ldo)
July 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

Video documentation of the Internet Metal Nerd in his native habitat


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If you don’t like MADBALL, you don’t like hardcore
July 22nd, 2014 at 3:00pm Sergeant D

Without Madball, none of the bands who influenced and defined hardcore as we know it today would even exist.


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MOTIONLESS IN WHITE have a new song and it sounds like 18 VISIONS in 2005
July 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

MiW’s new single might as well be a long-lost B-side from the 18V self-titled sessions.


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ABOUT THAT LIFE release debut single “Fake Hardcore Kid”
July 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

Death to false hardcore.


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Are u ready for the debut of THUG METAL??
June 27th, 2014 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

A lot of people seem to think that combining metal and rap is a good idea, and it almost never is.


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Are BROKEN HOPE the next CROWBAR?????
May 23rd, 2014 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

But unlike CROWBAR, they are terrible.


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What is the best subgenre of metal?? *please read*
May 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. provides a helpful guide to our favorite genre


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Exclusive premiere: A MEMORIA BROODED new single (brought 2 u by SYWH)
April 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm Sergeant D

If u are like me, you life your life “chasing […]


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Who are TEH BIG FOUR OF METALCORE??
April 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Sergeant D

Sergeant D. answers this most important of questions!


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Sneak preview: METAL GOES METAL vol 1!!!!
March 27th, 2014 at 10:30am Sergeant D

Bands like Black Veil Brides, Blessthefall, and Miss May I cover bands like Agalloch, Enslaved, and Darkthrone.


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Is it time for an OLD-SCHOOL FLORIDA DEATH METAL revival???
March 12th, 2014 at 12:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. thinks so!


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How music nerds decide when it is ok to liek poser bands: scientific analysis
February 4th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. examines how yesterday’s garbage becomes tomorrow’s gold.


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