Lolz 0 Doom Metal Scientists Discover Slowest Riff Possible (According to The Onion) February 22nd, 2017 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it by Bloody Panda?
Lolz 0 It’s an Interview with Suicide Silence… IN 360 DEGREES!!!! EXTREME!!! January 12th, 2017 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein One of the most scintillating interviews of all time featuring just what you always wanted: a panorama view of Suicide Silence’s feet.
Lolz 0 Is Vice President Joe Biden Leading the Charge for a National Dokken History Month? November 17th, 2016 at 4:09pm Axl Rosenberg No, he isn’t. But that’s the premise for a hilarious story from The Onion!
Lolz 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Says “Clown has Downgraded Himself to Mime” in Wake of Recent Clown Attacks October 13th, 2016 at 12:04pm Axl Rosenberg Remember after 9/11, when there were all those anthrax attacks, […]
Lolz 0 The Funniest Thing Jonathan Davis from Korn Has Ever Said October 12th, 2016 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg [wiping tears away] Ah… I needed a good laugh…
Lolz 0 That Time Mikael Akerfeldt Made A Swedish Rap Demo With Jonas From Katatonia October 10th, 2016 at 3:29pm Emperor Rhombus You read that right.
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine: Least Self-Aware Man Alive October 7th, 2016 at 10:36am Emperor Rhombus Understands he’s hard to work with, has no idea why.
Lolz 0 Staind’s Aaron Lewis Is One Of These Idiots Who Cares Way Too Much About Colin Kaepernick September 25th, 2016 at 11:44am Emperor Rhombus What a putz.
Lolz 0 Even Kerry King is Making Fun of Dave Mustaine at This Point September 23rd, 2016 at 9:31am Emperor Rhombus Kerry, we should hang!
Lolz 0 Dave Mustaine Has Nothing to Say About “Hardwired” September 19th, 2016 at 9:39am Emperor Rhombus I bet he doesn’t!
Lolz 0 Glenn Danzig Wanted to be a Pro-Wrestler September 13th, 2016 at 1:29pm MetalSucks He decided to put away his childish dreams to be the frontman for a horror punk band instead.
Lolz 0 This Picture of Deftones in ’96 Beats Judas Priest in ’82 September 9th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Man, no one told me ‘Spring Breakers’ ended like this…
Lolz 0 Warfather, Featuring Morbid Angel’s Steve Tucker: New Album Promises to be a “Death Metal Tour the Force” August 22nd, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, a typo that isn’t my fault!
Lolz 0 Disney Alters Steven Tyler’s Hand For Aerosmith Roller Coaster Video to Downplay Potential Anus-Fingering August 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Two in the Christ I can’t even write it.
Lolz 0 The NFL Singing “Home Sweet Home” Is Your New “Super Bowl Shuffle” August 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Are you pumped for football season yet? Because this won’t help.
Lolz 0 New Jersey Woman Charged with Biting EMT at a Disturbed Show August 11th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus If this didn’t happen in Florida, you bet it happened in Jersey.
Lolz 0 The Satanic Temple to Offer After-School Satan Club August 1st, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Now God isn’t the only deity your kids can rebel against when they’re bored to death by him.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Lolz 0 Video: Scott Stapp Stinks Up A Day to Remember Live Performance July 20th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Wow this is bad.
Lolz 0 Slayer Model for High-End American Fashion Company K-Mart June 30th, 2016 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Angel of Discounts!!!
