Tour de Force 0 Why is Pop Group Momoiro Clover Z Playing Ozzfest Japan??? April 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re even billed higher than the Deftones!!!
What the...?? 0 Now Nicko McBrain’s Son Has Been Arrested, Too April 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg When did the Iron Maiden drummer’s family turn into the fucking Sopranos?
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri Can’t Stop Farting April 25th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Would somebody please get this dude some Gas-X?
What the...?? 0 Tim Lambesis: Not a Satanist April 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Glad we cleared that up.
What the...?? 0 Jason Newsted Now Covering Metallica Songs He Didn’t Write or Record April 22nd, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yet even he won’t touch “Where the Wild Things Are.”
Greatest Hits 0 The Red Chord’s Guy Kozowyk is a Police Officer Now April 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I wonder if this means his activities now have to stay off the black market?
What the...?? 0 Nicko McBrain’s Wife Hit People with Logs and Tried to Stab Them, Too April 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Fuck your McBrain out.
What the...?? 0 Video: Russian Metal Kids Go Apeshit April 11th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Box-hats and life vests abound!
What the...?? 0 The New Adema EP Has the Best Album Art in the History of Ever Ever Ever April 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of Vince Neilstein, “WUT”
Greatest Hits 0 What in the Mother of F*CK Did I Just Watch??? March 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What is this I can’t even
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
What the...?? 0 Dave Navarro Gets High March 15th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg With hooks in his flesh, not drugs.
What the...?? 0 Family Re-Writes Lyrics to Queen Classics for Bar Mitzvah Invitation Video March 14th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg If he’s not already extremely embarrassed by this video, he will be someday.
What the...?? 0 Bored? Here’s a Doom Song to Keep You Occupied for the Next ELEVEN HOURS March 11th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS JUMPIN’ CHRIST, is this ever unnecessary.
What the...?? 0 Did Justin Osbourn of Slasher Design Plagiarize Other Artists’ Work? March 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein He’s done artwork for Aborted, Malignancy, Municipal Waste, Abigail Williams and more.
What the...?? 0 Scott Ian Doesn’t Remember Neil Turbin February 21st, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg This makes me metal thrashing mad.
What the...?? 0 Ted Nugent is Going to The State of the Union February 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope someone pats him down first!
Greatest Hits 0 Navy SEAL Team Six Member: “I Wore My Demon Hunter Patch When I Blasted Osama bin Laden” February 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Adding injury to insult!” the bin Laden family declared.
Greatest Hits 0 G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M.’s “Quack like a Duck” Justifies Humanity’s Entire Existence February 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is NSFW, but you need to go somewhere you can watch it and do so RIGHT NOW.
What the...?? 0 CBS Issues E-Mail Warning: No Visible Boobies, Butts, “Puffy” Genitals, or Political Causes Allowed at The Grammys February 6th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg A sample from this real CBS memo: “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
