\m/ 0 Behemoth and Taake Also Scattered Fan’s Ashes At a Chicago Show May 5th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Ashes from the same guy, too! Fucking brutal.
Book Reviews 0 GWAR’s Book Banned by the Virginia Department of Corrections May 5th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus You mean a book about crack-smoking dinosaur-screwing metal aliens wasn’t loved by our nation’s G-men?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 AC/DC and Axl Rose Release Video Basically Begging Fans to Show Up May 5th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Maybe the video is meant to serve a different purpose, but I don’t know what that different purpose could be.
Tweet Twat 0 Former Slipknot Drummer Joey Jordison Announces Announcement May 5th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In other news, remember Joey Jordison?
Cinemetal 0 Slipknot/Stone Sour Vocalist Corey Taylor to Appear in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens May 4th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’ll play a hotel security guard. I wonder if he’s method?
New Stuff 0 You, Listen, Now: New Inter Arma Track “The Paradise Gallows” May 4th, 2016 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Probably the heaviest track you’ll hear today.
Metal Merch 0 NYC Justin Bieber Fans Line Up Around The Block for Pentagram Logo Ripoffs May 4th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Be forwarned.
Cinemetal 0 May the Fourth Be With You: Galactic Empire Releases Metallicized Imperial March May 4th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This will restore your disturbing lack of faith.
Tweet Twat 0 Listen to Fifteen Seconds of New Music from The Faceless May 4th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: news on Michael Keene’s solo album.
Tour de Force 0 Marduk to Tour North America with Rotting Christ, Carach Angren, and Necronomicon May 4th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Your September just got a whole lot bleaker.
Cinemetal 0 Fire Up the Riff Machine with Feared’s New Jam “Lords Resistance Army” May 4th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Best riff of 2016?
\m/ 0 Dying Fetus Scatter Fan’s Ashes in the Pit at Chicago Show May 4th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus This might be the most brutal thing of all time.
Tour de Force 0 Awesome Summer Tour Alert: Beyond Creation, Rivers of Nihil, The Zenith Passage May 4th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Death metal for all!
Rampant Rumors 0 The Scariest Metallica Rumor I’ve Ever Heard: Lars Was Almost The Frontman May 4th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus The very idea makes me shudder.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Sebastian Bach Goes Out of His Way to Call Attention to a Negative Review May 4th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “NOBODY LOOK AT THIS THING I’M POINTING AT!!!”
New Stuff 0 Pig Destroyer Get a Paint Restoration May 4th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Get in here to listen to the rare bonus track “Delusional Supremacy 2K”!!!
The Webernets 0 You’ll Be Happy to Know That King Diamond is Getting Laid a Ton May 4th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Now crush it! Crush the cross! Mmm, yeah, just like that!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 7,000 Belgian Fans Didn’t Want to See AC/DC Fronted by Axl Rose May 4th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I’d want my money back, too.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! May 3rd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg You guys suck at this.
