Admin 0 MetalSucks is Looking for an Intern! January 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Here’s your chance to step into The MetalSucks Mansion…
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
Metal Merch 0 Iced Earth Made the Best T-Shirt Ever January 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is so good it makes me wish I liked Iced Earth.
Black Collar Workers 0 VERY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Local Band is Angry at Sumerian Records for Offering Them a Recording Contract January 7th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Young and naive musician is shocked to realize that the music industry is a tough and scary place.
\m/ 0 Artist Reimagines Metal Album Covers as Jazz Record Sleeves January 7th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg These make metal seem so classy!
This Sucks 0 Arizona State Superintendent of Public Education to Rage Against the Machine: “F*ck You, I Won’t Do What You Tell Me!” January 7th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Old white guy threatens to cut school funding so he can maintain old white guys’ status as first-class citizens.
New Stuff 0 Babymetal + Dragonforce Sounds Like Babymetal (or Dragonforce) January 7th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Perhaps they could have thought a little more outside the box on this one?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 And the New Drummer for DevilDriver is… January 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hint: it’s not Dave Lombardo.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The First Completely Unreadable Band Logo of 2015! Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! January 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tell us which band’s logo this is, win some swag!
New Stuff 0 Turnstile’s New Album: The Ugly Kid Joe / Helmet / Quicksand Revival You Never Knew You Needed January 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein The early ’90s are finally cool again.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Jucifer’s Dystopia Discomfits, Destroys January 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF “Uncontrollable” is usually overstatement.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 All Shall Perish to Release New Album This Year January 6th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band should announce a new singer “soon.”
Moppet Metal 0 Meet Ronin, The World’s Youngest Ghost Fan January 6th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein This kid is legit.
Tour de Force 0 Pallbearer to Join At the Gates, Converge, and Vallenfyre on 2015 Decibel Magazine Tour January 6th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Unfuckwithable tour becomes unfuckwithabler.
Editorials 0 Mike Portnoy Implies That Neither Dream Theater Nor Avenged Sevenfold are Metal January 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Do you agree or disagree?
Br00tal-lists 0 Trivium Bassist Paolo Gregoletto Shares His Ten Favorite Nu-Metal Songs January 6th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes jams by Korn, Mudvayne, Sevendust, and, of course, Disturbed.
Editorials 0 Guitar World Apes Decibel Magazine’s Flexi Series January 6th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lame.
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Last Chimaira Music Video Ever* January 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg *Until the reunion.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Get Stoked: Textures Will Release a New Album in 2015! January 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We are excitebike!!
The Peanut Gallery 0 The Debate Rages On: Is “Djent” a Genre? January 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Is “djent” a genre of metal or just a stupid, made-up word?
