This Sucks 0 Crowbar’s Kirk Windstein Suffering from DAVID DRAIMAN SYNDROME January 8th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg CAPBAR.
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent for Trump, David Draiman for Bernie Sanders! December 17th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Thank goodness we have these MENSA members telling us what to think.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Black Sabbath, Danzig, All Shall Perish, Ne Obliviscaris, and more.
Haterade 0 Guitarist with Silly Name Says David Draiman Unplugged Device Too Soon, is Incorrect October 19th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What a Dope.
New Stuff 0 Stream in the Snow: Listen to the New Trivium Album in its Entirety September 28th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, you can pour the goop right into your ears!
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Fear Factory, Disturbed, and more.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 David Draiman is Trying to Ruin Weed July 27th, 2015 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg THIS TIME YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, DRAIMAN!
The Webernets 0 The Internet Won’t Have David Draiman to Kick Around Anymore! June 26th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg “I’m done with social media!” declares Disturbed/Device dickwad.
Lolz 0 More Crappy Day Jobs Held by Metal Gods April 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Zetro and Chuck Billy aren’t the only ones with behind-the-scenes day jobs.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy Montréal: 3 Weeks Til North America’s Best Fest July 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF We’ll be swingin’ our festicles all over Québec’s Metropolis on August 9-10
Viral Vomit 0 The Greatest Hit of Disturbed May 9th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this excellent commercial for “the album you didn’t know you were waiting for.”
Metal Tech 0 David Draiman Wants to be Your Wingman April 3rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Disturbed/Device vocalist launches an app… just don’t ask him what it actually does.
New Stuff 0 David Draiman’s Brother Would Like to Remind You That He’s David Draiman’s Brother November 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only their mother can tell them apart.
The Webernets 0 BREAKING: Has David Draiman Learned to Turn Off His Caps Lock?!?! November 5th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg My brothers and sisters my blood.
New Stuff 0 Stream Trivium’s Vengeance Falls Right Now October 7th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg How does it stack up against the band’s previous releases?
Tweet Twat 0 Trivium Reveal Why David Draiman Insists on Typing in ALL CAPS September 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Stupid! You’re so stupid!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
New Stuff 0 New Trivium Song May Cause “Strife” Amongst Fans August 5th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Maybe you’ll dig this more than I do?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 David Draiman Thinks You Can’t Read Good August 1st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg People think he has beef with Lemmy; this is somehow the internet’s fault.
