Worst Week Ever 0 Elvira Defends Rob Zombie’s Wife, Rollins Knows a Comeback Would Be a Cash Grab, and More Top Stories of the Week April 2nd, 2022 at 9:02am Emperor Rhombus Also includes Megadeth, Meshuggah, and oh yeah, the Oscars slap.
Metal Legacies 0 Meshuggah Clarify Official Stance on Djent March 31st, 2022 at 1:06pm MetalSucks Guitarist Mårten Hagström apologized for the accidental creation of djent in 2018.
Music Dorkery 0 Behold: This Beastly 20-String Mountain Dew Guitar! January 12th, 2021 at 12:46pm Vince Neilstein Jared Dines has unveiled his latest monstrosity.
New Stuff 0 Watch: New Djent Medley Features Members of Trivium, Periphery, Animals as Leaders, All That Remains, and More October 1st, 2020 at 10:04am MetalSucks This is the final entry in Jared Dines’ annual video series.
Music Dorkery 0 Watch Rob Scallon Break Glass Bottles Over His Head in New Video “Djazz” July 30th, 2018 at 2:09pm MetalSucks Djent + Jazz
Metal Legacies 0 Meshuggah’s Mårten Hagström on Djent: “We’re Very Sorry for Creating That Genre” July 24th, 2018 at 10:02am MetalSucks Now the genre’s victims can at last rest a little easier.
Breaking the Law 0 Periphery Song Cited in Australian Axe Attack Trial July 9th, 2018 at 1:57pm Emperor Rhombus “OH MISHA! MISHY-BOOOOY!”
Music Dorkery 0 This Metal Song Was Written with ZERO Real Instruments October 25th, 2017 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein The apocalypse has arrived! We’re all obsolete now.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Got Scammed on That 17-String Guitar October 22nd, 2017 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Some internet jackoff who claimed to be a luthier actually just ordered it from a Chinese website for $400.
Music Dorkery 0 Djent: Has it Ruined Metal or Improved It? January 5th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein We attempt to settle the argument once and for all.
MSTV 0 Video: Donald Trump Wants to Make Metal Great Again November 23rd, 2016 at 10:05am MetalSucks Build that wall of death! And make Canada pay for it.
Editorials 0 What’s the Next Big Trend in Metal? October 20th, 2016 at 11:56am Vince Neilstein Have we entered the era of post-everything?
The Webernets 0 Someone Started a Petition to Add “Djent” to the Oxford English Dictionary April 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein These are the most important issues of our times.
Music Dorkery 0 The 12 Days of Djentmas December 11th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Six plural names, 5/4, four open chugs, three podfarm patches, two gruvgear wraps and a brand new 8-string guitar.
Viral Vomit 0 New YouTube Video Game Asks the Age-Old Question: Does it Djent? September 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Rob Scallon is back with an epic conceptual YouTube videogame, “Choose Your Own Adveture”-style.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Djent Parody Band Rectangles is Spot-On May 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Hits every genre trope nail on the head.
Music Dorkery 0 The Djent Generator Mobile App Will Make All Your Dreams Become Reality March 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Best video EVER of the day.
Greatest Hits 0 Scientific Proof That Djent is a Genre March 5th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks New video attempts to prove that djent is, in fact, a genre.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 PAPA ROACH is djent now February 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Sergeant D. is impressed with the band’s, uh, “transition.”
The Peanut Gallery 0 The Debate Rages On: Is “Djent” a Genre? January 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Is “djent” a genre of metal or just a stupid, made-up word?
