Music Dorkery 0 Watch Rob Scallon Break Glass Bottles Over His Head in New Video “Djazz” July 30th, 2018 at 2:09pm Skaylatonwitch Djent + Jazz
Metal Legacies 0 Meshuggah’s Mårten Hagström on Djent: “We’re Very Sorry for Creating That Genre” July 24th, 2018 at 10:02am Axl Rosenberg Now the genre’s victims can at last rest a little easier.
Breaking the Law 0 Periphery Song Cited in Australian Axe Attack Trial July 9th, 2018 at 1:57pm Emperor Rhombus “OH MISHA! MISHY-BOOOOY!”
Music Dorkery 0 This Metal Song Was Written with ZERO Real Instruments October 25th, 2017 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein The apocalypse has arrived! We’re all obsolete now.
Music Dorkery 0 Jared Dines Got Scammed on That 17-String Guitar October 22nd, 2017 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Some internet jackoff who claimed to be a luthier actually just ordered it from a Chinese website for $400.
Music Dorkery 0 Djent: Has it Ruined Metal or Improved It? January 5th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein We attempt to settle the argument once and for all.
MSTV 0 Video: Donald Trump Wants to Make Metal Great Again November 23rd, 2016 at 10:05am MetalSucks Build that wall of death! And make Canada pay for it.
Editorials 0 What’s the Next Big Trend in Metal? October 20th, 2016 at 11:56am Vince Neilstein Have we entered the era of post-everything?
The Webernets 0 Someone Started a Petition to Add “Djent” to the Oxford English Dictionary April 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein These are the most important issues of our times.
Music Dorkery 0 The 12 Days of Djentmas December 11th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Six plural names, 5/4, four open chugs, three podfarm patches, two gruvgear wraps and a brand new 8-string guitar.
Viral Vomit 0 New YouTube Video Game Asks the Age-Old Question: Does it Djent? September 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Rob Scallon is back with an epic conceptual YouTube videogame, “Choose Your Own Adveture”-style.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Djent Parody Band Rectangles is Spot-On May 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Hits every genre trope nail on the head.
Music Dorkery 0 The Djent Generator Mobile App Will Make All Your Dreams Become Reality March 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Best video EVER of the day.
Greatest Hits 0 Scientific Proof That Djent is a Genre March 5th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks New video attempts to prove that djent is, in fact, a genre.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 PAPA ROACH is djent now February 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. is impressed with the band’s, uh, “transition.”
The Peanut Gallery 0 The Debate Rages On: Is “Djent” a Genre? January 6th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Is “djent” a genre of metal or just a stupid, made-up word?
Viral Vomit 0 Video: This is It, the Moment Djent was Invented! January 5th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein A 100% accurate, scientifically proven, peer-reviewed account of how djent came to be.
Haterade 0 Noisey: Djent Metal Genre is “Trite As Hell,” Doomed October 9th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF And one band and their fans are “squarely at fault”
Green Eggs and Slam 0 HOW 2 ACT WHEN U MEET UR FAVORITE BAND August 22nd, 2014 at 12:40pm Sergeant D A how-to guide by the industry expert, Sergeant D.
Haterade 0 Rap-Djent: Devastator Wanna Party Like It’s… 2014 April 30th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Yup, rap-djent is now a thing.
