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This Copy of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning Just Sold For $5,000
October 8th, 2020 at 9:39am Vince Neilstein

A bargain! One more copy is available for a mere $7,000.


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Guns N’ Roses Announce New Pinball Table Co-Designed by Slash
October 5th, 2020 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Anyone got a spare thirteen grand they wanna lend me?


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Motörhead-Scented Candles Now Available for Your Smelling Pleasure
September 23rd, 2020 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg

The “Ace of Spades” candle has “a smoked whiskey fragrance,” natch.


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For $7,500, Steel Panther Will Write and Record Custom Lyrics for You
September 23rd, 2020 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg

Pick your favorite Steel Panther song, hop on a call with the band to tell them about yourself, and get the ultimate fan souvenir.


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You Can Now Adopt One of the Dots on the Cover of Deftones’ Ohms
September 23rd, 2020 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg

It’s for charity.


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Nine Inch Nails Release New Line of Pandemic-Themed Merch
September 22nd, 2020 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg

“This collection of re-takes re-flects our anxiety and anger during this unprecedented time.”


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Anthrax Announce ‘Stop Spreading the Disease’ Hand Sanitizer
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:09am Axl Rosenberg

No, it’s not a joke.


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Death Spiritual Healing Bobbleheads: F*cking Terrifying
September 14th, 2020 at 2:43pm Axl Rosenberg

This will haunt your nightmares for years to come.


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You Need This Death Metal Chili’s T-Shirt
September 6th, 2020 at 12:13pm Vince Neilstein

Finally, the re-branding this American casual dining chain has long needed.


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Finally: Hatebreed Frontman Launches ‘Jasta Pasta’ Product Line
September 6th, 2020 at 11:15am MetalSucks

‘Perseverance Penne’ is their first product. What’s next — Randy Rigatoni? Corpsegrinder Cappelini?


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Deftones are Releasing a “White Pony” Beer This Friday
August 27th, 2020 at 9:41am Vince Neilstein

It’s a double dry hopped IPA and will be available this Friday.


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There’s Gonna Be a Dee Snider Funko Pop!
August 24th, 2020 at 10:48am Axl Rosenberg

The Twisted Sister singer joins an ever-growing list of metal musicians getting the Funko Pop! vinyl figure treatment.


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Hatebreed Team up With Witchdoctor Brewing Company to Launch “Live for This” Lager + Monthly Socially Distanced Events
August 15th, 2020 at 1:02pm MetalSucks

The first event is set for Sunday, August 23 from 1-4PM ET.


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Metallica Make Boots Now (For Charity)
August 11th, 2020 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg

Also, the band has confirmed that they’ll be making an appearance on Stern this week.


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Lamb of God Make Coffee Now
August 4th, 2020 at 1:46pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s named ‘Memento Mori’ in honor of the song where Randy Blythe keeps yelling for you to wake up.


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Cradle of Filth Make Tea Now
July 31st, 2020 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg

“Put some Heavy Metal on and start conversing with your inner TEAmons.⁣”


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CorpsePaintSoaps: Now You Can FINALLY Bathe with Euronymous
July 31st, 2020 at 1:28pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s also available in designs modeled on Abbath, Dani Filth, Papa Emeritus III, King Diamond, King Ov Hell, and others.


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Vans x Simpsons Sneakers are Coming Soon
July 28th, 2020 at 9:36am Vince Neilstein

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and co. are teaming up with the iconic sneaker company.


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Alice Cooper Makes Chocolate Milk Now
July 11th, 2020 at 12:40pm MetalSucks

Proceeds will benefit his charity, Solid Rock.


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“Ozzy for President” Merch Now Available
July 8th, 2020 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg

When you think about it, Ozzy Osbourne and Donald Trump actually have some stuff in common.


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