What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
What the...?? 0 Papa Roach’s Coby Dick Made Out with His Uncle, Got Herpes September 18th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Cobeman!
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Burger Ever: Burger King’s ALL BLACK Hamburger Will Satiate Your Metal Heart September 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So dark.
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Birds Ever: These Entirely Black Chickens Cost $2,500 Each September 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein These chickens are completely black: not just the feathers, but the skin, the bones, the organs, etc. SO METAL!
What the...?? 0 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Latest Out-of-Place Public Figure to Attend a Trash Talk Show August 27th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg First Suge Knight and Katt Williams, now this.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Uses Papyrus Font, Doesn’t Own an Amplifier August 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein He is also really good at humming.
What the...?? 0 Gloria Cavalera Claims to be “in Possession of a Voicemail Message from 9/11 that is Equivalent to the Zapgruder Tape of JFK’s Assassination” August 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about a Cavalera Conspiracy!
What the...?? 0 These Clips of Ice T Reading a Dungeons & Dragons Book are as Amazing as You’d Imagine August 18th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Listen to the Ice Man read a Drizzt Do’urden adventure.
What the...?? 0 You Will Never Believe Why Overkill’s Bobby Blitz Thought He Only Had Six Months to Live August 8th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like a bad Dabney Coleman movie.
What the...?? 0 Why Did Gene Simmons Lick Phil Collen? August 4th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg To get to the other side?
What the...?? 0 Geoff Tate, The Voice Queensrÿche Will No Longer Be Known as Geoff Tate, The Voice Queensrÿche July 31st, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Operation: Mindless
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
What the...?? 0 Video: Ex-Megadeth Drummer Nick Menza Thinks He Saw a U.F.O. July 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein That is an actually screen cap from the video, unedited.
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
What the...?? 0 That Time Valient Thorr Almost Accidentally Smuggled a Group of Illegal Immigrants Across a Border July 18th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So that’s normal.
What the...?? 0 Tom Araya Once Tried to Film Kerry King Having Sex July 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “You’re not the boss of me, Tom. You’re not the king of Kerry. I’m the boss of me. I’m the king of me. I’m Kerry King. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll!”
What the...?? 0 KISS Keep it Klassy, Open Wedding Chapel Inside a Mini Golf Course July 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because of course they did.
What the...?? 0 Suge Knight and Katt Williams Trash Talk June 30th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry, that should say “Go See Trash Talk.” Which is still pretty weird.
What the...?? 0 Death Metal Band Unfathomable Ruination to Perform in Soundproof, Airtight Cube June 30th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Meaning no one will be able to hear them, and they can only play ’til they run out of oxygen.
What the...?? 0 Mystery of the Dude Urinating Into His Own Mouth at a Trash Talk Concert: Solved! June 25th, 2014 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Sort of.
