Greatest Hits 0 Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot Via a Singing Telegram October 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch!
What the...?? 0 Apparently It’s Cool for Rappers to Wear Burzum Shirts Now September 30th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch this video by Bones, a 19-year-old rapper whose real name is Elmo.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Jim Root Alleges He Was Fired from Stone Sour Via a Phone Call September 30th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Keep it classy, Stone Sour!
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
What the...?? 0 Slipknot Don’t Think Very Highly of their Own Scent September 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Going to Knotfest? You might wanna bring something with which to plug up your nose…
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Band Hysteric Panic is [Almost] as Crazy and Weird as Maximum the Hormone [and Babymetal] September 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Like seriously weird shit!
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
What the...?? 0 Papa Roach’s Coby Dick Made Out with His Uncle, Got Herpes September 18th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Cobeman!
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Burger Ever: Burger King’s ALL BLACK Hamburger Will Satiate Your Metal Heart September 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein So dark.
What the...?? 0 Most Metal Birds Ever: These Entirely Black Chickens Cost $2,500 Each September 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein These chickens are completely black: not just the feathers, but the skin, the bones, the organs, etc. SO METAL!
What the...?? 0 New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Latest Out-of-Place Public Figure to Attend a Trash Talk Show August 27th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg First Suge Knight and Katt Williams, now this.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Uses Papyrus Font, Doesn’t Own an Amplifier August 25th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein He is also really good at humming.
What the...?? 0 Gloria Cavalera Claims to be “in Possession of a Voicemail Message from 9/11 that is Equivalent to the Zapgruder Tape of JFK’s Assassination” August 25th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about a Cavalera Conspiracy!
What the...?? 0 These Clips of Ice T Reading a Dungeons & Dragons Book are as Amazing as You’d Imagine August 18th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Listen to the Ice Man read a Drizzt Do’urden adventure.
What the...?? 0 You Will Never Believe Why Overkill’s Bobby Blitz Thought He Only Had Six Months to Live August 8th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like a bad Dabney Coleman movie.
What the...?? 0 Why Did Gene Simmons Lick Phil Collen? August 4th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg To get to the other side?
What the...?? 0 Geoff Tate, The Voice Queensrÿche Will No Longer Be Known as Geoff Tate, The Voice Queensrÿche July 31st, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Operation: Mindless
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
What the...?? 0 Video: Ex-Megadeth Drummer Nick Menza Thinks He Saw a U.F.O. July 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein That is an actually screen cap from the video, unedited.
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
