News 0 Ozzy Says Sharon’s Being Called Racist is Like “Being Accused of [Being] a Pedophile” September 8th, 2022 at 10:16am Hesher Keenan Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy…
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Once Took So Much Acid He Chatted with a Horse for an Hour August 24th, 2022 at 5:24pm Hesher Keenan Think Ozzy was more or less uncomprehendable while high on acid.
Editorials 0 Ithaca Vocalist Djamila Boden Azzouz on Reshaping Self-Loathing into Positive Pain August 24th, 2022 at 12:03pm Mandy Scythe Performing in a notoriously white male dominated genre, Ithaca’s Djamila Boden Azzouz stands defiant.
Worst Week Ever 0 Zoltan Bathory Says the Pantera Reunion Show “Will Be a Cover Band,” Ex-Absu Guitarist’s Band Puts Out New Music, and More Top Stories of the Week August 20th, 2022 at 10:06am Hesher Keenan All the metal news that was fit to print over the last several days.
New Stuff 0 That 25-Foot Inflatable Ozzy is Going on Tour to Promote Patient Number 9 August 11th, 2022 at 3:46pm Hesher Keenan Lightweight boots of air, see it here or see it there.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” August 7th, 2022 at 10:00am Em Shadows They’re going all out for this one.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Phil Demmel Will Miss Vio-lence Shows, Former Lizzy Borden Guitarist Fills In August 4th, 2022 at 1:13pm Em Shadows Demmel has other obligations.
Metal in the Media 0 Fozzy Singer and Pro Wrestler Chris Jericho: “Being a Great Frontman is like Being a Great Wrestler” August 4th, 2022 at 12:44pm Em Shadows He also compares himself to Bruce Dickinson and Taylor Momsen.
Eaten Back to Life 0 Ozzy Installs Bat Conservation Boxes at UK Home, Bats Understandably Cautious June 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness welcomes the flying snack packs AHEM cute little critters.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy to Drop New Single “Patient Number 9” on Friday June 22nd, 2022 at 11:03am Emperor Rhombus Ozzy’s post suggests its video is animated by Spawn and Venom creator Todd McFarlane.
News 0 Ozzy to Undergo Surgery Monday that Will “Determine the Rest of His Life” June 10th, 2022 at 8:31am Emperor Rhombus According to Sharon, Ozzy’s going in for a “major operation.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Hendrix’s Dong Goes to the Wiener Museum, Lamb of God in Chip n’ Dale, and More Top Stories of the Week May 28th, 2022 at 8:49am Emperor Rhombus Also includes Fripp and Toyah, Matt Pike’s conspiracies, and more!
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Confronts His Mortality: “My Time Is Going to Come” May 21st, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness ain’t afraid of the final bow.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sharon Osbourne: Ozzy’s New Album “Is Coming Out In September” May 17th, 2022 at 1:42pm Emperor Rhombus Tentative, obviously, but hey, something to look forward to.
Haterade 0 Papa Roach’s Jacoby Shaddix Remembers Getting “Verbally Assassinated” by Sharon Osbourne For Starting Ozzfest Riot May 13th, 2022 at 1:42pm Emperor Rhombus Shaddix admits it was his bad.
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Tests Positive for COVID-19, Sharon Says She’s “Very Worried” April 28th, 2022 at 12:42pm Emperor Rhombus We’re rooting for you, Oz.
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp and Toyah Willcox Cover Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Can’t Stop” April 3rd, 2022 at 7:48am Emperor Rhombus The video’s a return to form for Toyah.
International Aggression 0 Ozzy’s Son Jack Osbourne Went to Romania to Help Ukrainian Refugees March 25th, 2022 at 12:49pm Phil Boozeman Good on the guy.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kreator’s Mille Petrozza: “Where There Is War, There Is No Concerts…Real War Is Not Metal!” March 17th, 2022 at 1:38pm Emperor Rhombus Spelling it out for the chin-stroking-emoji crowd.
What the...?? 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s New NFT Campaign Sounds Even Riskier and More Baffling Than His Last One February 16th, 2022 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Ozzy, why you even gotta do a thing?