What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Home Raided by LAPD Crimes Against Children Task Force, But He’s Not a Suspect August 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus “No members of the Simmons family are suspects in the case and were extremely cooperative,” says the LAPD.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Farewell Tours Are Bullsh*t June 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Has there ever been a farewell tour that wasn’t a marketing ploy?
Editorials 0 What Other Legacy Bands Can Learn from KISS May 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “The Smartest Thing Paul Stanley Has Ever Said.”
Editorials 0 Slipknot Masks are Here to Stay May 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t expect the band to ever have a Lick it Up moment.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Dumbest Hair Metal Jams Ever! April 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks If there is an argument against Hair Metal, these are five of them!
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
New Stuff 0 KISS + Momoiro Clover Z Release Collaboration; Still Inferior to Babymetal January 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s missing that certain something foxy…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Randy Rhoads Tribute Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recall, if you can, a distant time — April of […]
Metal Merch 0 Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent is Selling All of His Guitars… and a Lotta Other Strange Sh*t December 5th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bizarre and depressing case of Vinnie Vincent gets more bizarre and depressing.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Defended Nu-Metal September 26th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include At the Gates, Korn, AC/DC, and more.
This Sucks 0 These Photos of Former KISS Guitarist Vinnie Vincent’s Abandoned Home are Depressing September 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg And I thought I was a slob.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 STOP BEING A CHILDISH A$$H*LE ABOUT YOUR MUSIC “CAREER” September 17th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Just because you’ve been in a band and didn’t have the success you wanted or had to get a second job doesn’t mean “rock is dead.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Gene Simmons Advises Immigrants to Learn English, Does Not Know English August 13th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dolt.
What the...?? 0 Why Did Gene Simmons Lick Phil Collen? August 4th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg To get to the other side?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Tried Being Nice to Rich People July 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include KISS, Suicide Silence, Madball, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 KISS’ Gene Simmons Instructs “Poor People” to “Try Being Nice to Rich People” July 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg TOTAL BULLCRAP!
New Stuff 0 Kiss Black Anvil “Under the Rose” July 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The rose is either going to have to be very tall, or you’re going to have get down very low.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Summer Reading Suggestions from Metal Musicians July 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Looking for a good beach book? Well, look no further!
What the...?? 0 KISS Keep it Klassy, Open Wedding Chapel Inside a Mini Golf Course July 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because of course they did.
