What the...?? 0 Here’s Video of Johnny Depp and Korn Jamming on a Jack Black Song December 7th, 2016 at 9:29am Vince Neilstein “Encarnación” has never sounded so… Korny.
What the...?? 0 Norway’s Tons of Rock Festival to Feature Emperor, Satyricon, Sodom, and… Blink-182 November 28th, 2016 at 12:49pm Axl Rosenberg One of these things is not like the others…
What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch Cancellation Controversy: Ivan Moody Says He “Melted Down” November 28th, 2016 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg WARNING: This story will make you go cross-eyed.
What the...?? 0 Convicted Pedophile and Former Lostprophets Vocalist Ian Watkins is Back on Twitter and Teasing New Music November 22nd, 2016 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg “Hi, I’m the Rickrolled, ebola-infected flaming dumpster fire that is 2016… and I have a few more fun surprises for you in store!”
What the...?? 0 OC Weekly Praises Dead Cross for Performance They Never Gave September 29th, 2016 at 5:05pm Axl Rosenberg That must be embarrassing.
What the...?? 0 Insane Clown Posse Fans Amputate Pinky as Part of “Ritualistic Memorial” for Dead Juggalo September 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Way to fight the stereotypes!
What the...?? 0 Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.
What the...?? 0 Axl Rose’s Piano Has a Ghost August 8th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nothing lasts forever, even cold November BOO!!!
What the...?? 0 Video: Fan Spits on Slayer’s Tom Araya, Gets Ejected From Comic-Con Show July 23rd, 2016 at 12:18pm Vince Neilstein Right after Araya thanks the audience!
What the...?? 0 Shinedown Guitarist Posts “Insane” Political Texts from Filter’s Richard Patrick July 8th, 2016 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus Though honestly, they seem more obnoxious and annoying than “insane.”
What the...?? 0 Axl Rose Rewriting History, Demanding Photos of Him Looking Fat be Removed from the Internet June 6th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Good plan, dude.
What the...?? 0 Arch Enemy’s Alissa White-Gluz Plays America’s First Female Serial Killer in… Something June 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus This looks really cool, but we have no idea what it IS.
What the...?? 0 Corpusse’s “Refrigerated Crying Evil”: Don’t Ask Questions, Just Watch May 10th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Dunno if this is serious or just a serious troll, but either way, it’s highly entertaining.
What the...?? 0 Ace Frehley Once Got a B.J. While Dimebag Watched April 27th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg It must have haunted Dime’s nightmares until the day he died, no?
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Terrorism is a Political Tool Used Widely and Mainly by the USA” April 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also: Middle East terrorism has all been conducted by the USA to sway public opinion in favor of Israel.
What the...?? 0 Hundreds of Limp Bizkit Fans Show Up for Hoax Concert at Dayton, Ohio Sunoco Gas Station April 21st, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This past Tuesday rumors started circulating that Limp Bizkit would […]
What the...?? 0 Bruce Dickinson Invented a Dance April 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do the Dickinson strut.
What the...?? 0 Video: Slovakian Moshers Light Themselves on Fire April 19th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Morons.
What the...?? 0 Down Selling Commemorative Shirts for Show Cancelled in Aftermath of Phil Anselmo’s Racist Actions April 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman Commemorate the nothing that happened at the thing you didn’t go to with.
What the...?? 0 Digital Artist’s Mosh Pit Simulator Is A Dysmorphic Horror Show April 18th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Let’s open up this piOH GOD NO!
